Y'all
came and y'all partied - and we's got the photos ta prove it!
Did
y'all hear it was 3 a.m. when that redneck hurricane dun finally blew outta Toon Town? It was a doozy fer sure!!
Mama Ewart looked at that there Bait Shop at the end a the night and said,
"Whew! I think this here's one
for the books!!" It was a bad, bad scene!
Once
we recovered (with the help a some greasy hangover pizza from Villa) we dun decided that there must be a little bit a
redneck hidin' in each a us. And once ya let that shit loose, there ain't no stoppin' it!! From
the moment y'all walked in the door 'til the last party-goer left, ya'll were white trash, redneck skanks from hick-ville
through and through! Jenny-Lynn's man, Joe-Ed, said it's cause there ain't no rules in Redneck Land. Visitin'
there's our one chance ta behave like we really wanna behave (way down deep inside) most of the time, but we cain't,
'cause a all that social bullshit, n' rules, n' laws and all that other stupid moral crap!
So, we
jus' wanna commend all y'all - y'all behaved badly and immorally, and we broke all the laws we could in one night! Yee
Haa! So check out our photo album page on this here site - git'cha a little taste, whet yer whistle. Then,
if 'n ya dare, go ta Snapfish.com and see ALL the party photos! In case yer a stupid dipstick, Snapfish.com
is a site where folks like us can set up online photo albums ta share with our dumb-ass friends. And it's password
protected so no other idiots can git in there and root around.
Once y'all been ta Snapfish.com, come on back here'n
sign our guestbook, jackass! Git'ter dun!
Click Here to View The Website Party Photo Album
Click Here to Sign/View The Guest Book
Click Here to Read Some Memorable Quotes from the Party
Go to Snapfish:
http://www.snapfish.com/photolibrary/t_=41360827
To
login:
Use Email Address: rednecks2005@hotmail.com
Use Password: imaredneck
Click on the "Photos" tab at the top of the page to one of the
three albums. After you view one album, click the "Photos" tab again to view more albums.
